A Fair Fight in ‘08 How to Lose Twitter Followers: Part II
Oct 13

I love Twitter. But even though it can let you know what your friends and associates are doing, if used improperly, can also flood your phone or account full of partial conversations and dead end replies.

Being a Tweet Noob

A “Tweet Noob” is someone that starts using Twitter and before you know it, they are sending, replying and commenting to anything and everything with wanton disregard for the “direct message” function built in to Twitter.

Here’s some examples of some Tweet Noob replies … maybe you have received some that are similar:

“@soandso congratulations!”

“@soandso where is that happening?”

“@soandso no, it was cheese … who knew!”

“@soandso that’s great news. Wear a foil cap!”

It’s not that you should always avoid ‘replying to all’ when you respond to someone. It’s just, if you’re going to, you need to make sure that you are providing them something worth reading.

Let’s say you have 415 followers. If you send out a dead-end reply or a reply without any useful information for all 415 followers to use, here’s what happens:

How to FAIL at replying to a Twitter tweet.

How to FAIL at replying to a Twitter tweet.

… not to mention, you flood the Twitter servers with 415 tasks to send out now!

Step 1: If You Must Reply-to-all - Make it Interesting

Even if its one I can’t really do anything with, I enjoy reading what others have to say. It only grates on my nerves when I feel like the tweets that fill my in-box makes me feel like I am walking down the street, picking up useless bits of other people’s conversation.

Here’s how we can adjust the aforementioned responses so that they are tweet-friendly for all of your followers:

“@soandso you bought a gorilla? congratulations!”

“@soandso you have a rash? where is that happening?”

“@soandso I watched the debates. I was hoping for some really good depth to their answers. But no, it was cheese … who knew!”

“@soandso you’re moving to Roswell, New Mexico? That’s great news. Wear a foil cap!”

See? Just a few more characters and now I, as one of your 415 followers are clued in and possibly even amused. Also, I may be interested in @soandso’s new gorilla, so I head over to their profile and start follwing them. And just like that, you’ve helped the Twitter community to expand and become a more united group of Tweeple.

Step 2: The Direct Message

If you can type the letter ‘d’ then you can direct message someone. I know! It’s crazy!

A normal reply is typed like this: @soandso I bought that same meat for my cat.

A direct message is typed like this: d soandso I bought that same meat for my cat. (notice the ‘d’ before the user’s name/nickname and you don’t use the @ symbol when direct messaging).

Now here’s a few things to keep in mind when direct messaging:

  • your direct message is not seen by the rest of your followers … thus the word ‘direct’ being used in the description
  • direct messages are not tracked by the @reply function in Twitter or other 3rd party Twitter apps.

Be Direct or Be More Interesting

We all love a good Tweet, and the point of Twitter it to expand the Twitterverse through good conversations! Help your Tweeple out by either clueing them in a bit … or removing them from the conversation; really they probably won’t mind.

In case you already forgot how to direct reply to someone on Twitter … or your mouse broke and you suddenly can’t scroll up the page, Twitter has provided instructions on how to get started using some of these functions and more!

Happy tweeting, Tweeple!

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7 Responses to “How to Lose Twitter Followers”

  1. Tac Anderson Says:

    I find this especially important if you’re aggregating your Twitter feed outside of Twitter, like Facebook, FriendFeed or your own blog.

    As usual Sam, a very entertaining post :)

  2. Renee Daniels Says:

    I left my notification setting to default “@replies to the people I’m following: see @replies from people you follow directed toward other people that you also follow.”

    I tried the option to see all @replies for awhile but as you noted, it flooded me with too many dead end conversations. With the default, I can keep up with an entire conversation and jump in if I feel I have something to add. I’m not interested in having a large network though.

  3. Elizabeth Herbst Schierman Says:

    Very good points, all!

    I would add that even direct messages should provide some sort of introductory reference to the earlier message to which the direct corresponds. Getting a direct message that says only “I agree,” doesn’t help much when I posted five tweets that day.

  4. mike ashworth Says:

    Interesting. What should people do when others have the dm function switched off?

    Also, this shouldn’t be just a set of guidelines for “noobs” as you call them. I’ve seen the Twitter cognoscenti also fall foul of these points.

    I don’t think DM is a replacement for a proper conversation, we have tools to make that real easy, phone, VOIP, even messenger to some extent. In this case I dont think the tool fits the purpose for protracted / prolonged conversation between two people.

    I don’t profess to being the best speller in the world however I strive to get better so I’ve started to use this tool http://spellr.us/ you might want to take a look ?

    Mike Ashworth
    Marketing Coach and Consultant
    Brighton and Hove, Sussex, UK

  5. BarbaraKB Says:

    I beg to differ. In fact, I would argue this is so how *not* to use Twitter unless you see yourself *still* as a broadcaster or direct marketer. Plus, if you are so worried about followers, you don’t get Twitter. Twitter is about who *you* follow. Twitter is about relationships and the more you @ (and DM) the better you will be as a Twitter conversationalist. Granted, one should limit @s but one should also be careful about being too cautious.

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  7. Will Ayers Says:

    I think another Twitter Noob thing that gets annoying and hard to understand why one would do this, is posting a link without a description about what this link’s destination is. Especially if I am at work, I don’t want to click on a link and have it start blaring a video that is unstable for the work place. It helps, and makes me want to view this link even more, if I know what I am getting my self into and viewing before clicking on it. Just simple write something like ” New xhtml 2 format coming soon http:// short . u . rl “

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